Bar of Soap

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap,

I’d go slippey, slippey, slidey over everybody’s hiney

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap.

Oh I wish I were a little squirty orange, squirty orange

Oh I wish I were a little squirty orange, squirty orange

I’d go squirty, squirty, squirity over everybody’s shirty

Oh I wish I were a little squirty oranbe, squirty orange.

3. Bottle of pop… I’d go down with a slurpy and come up with a burby

4. foreign car… I’d go speedy speedy speedy over everybody’sfeety

5. mosquito… I’d go hidey, hidey, hidey under everybody’s nightie

6. fishy in the sea… wouldn’t I look cute without my bathing suit?

7. safety pin… wouldn’t it be fun if I suddenly came undone?

8. band-aid… I’d stick to the hairs and pull them up in pairs

9. striped skunk… I’d sit up in the trees and perfume all the breeze

10. English sparrow… I’ds sit upon the steeple and spit on all the people

11. creepy little ghost… I’d give you such a scare that you’d lose your underwear

12. little girl scout… I’d go tramp, tramp, tramp to the nearest Boy Scout camp

13. little radio… I’d come on with a click and go off