Bug Juice

Tune: On Top of Old Smoky

At the camp with the Girl Scouts

They gave us a drink

We thought it was Kool-Aid

Because it was pink.

But the thing that they told us

Would’ve grossed out a moose

For that great tasting pink drink

Was really bug juice

It looked fresh and fruity

Like tasty Kool-Aid

But the bugs that were in it

Were murdered with Raid

We drank it by gallons

We drank it by tons

And the next morning

We all had the runs

So the next time you drink bug juice

And a fly drives you mad

He’s just getting even

‘Cause you swallowed his Dad.