Well, I ran around the corner and I ran around the block.
And I ran right into a donut shop.
Well, I picked up the donut and I wiped off the grease
And I handed the lady a 5 cent piece
Well, she looked at the nickel and she looked at me
And she said this money isn’t good you see.
There’s a hole in the middle and it goes right through
And I said there’s a hole in the donut too!
Thanks for the donut – tu-di-lu!