Hawaiian Punch
Tune: the Brady Bunch song
It’s a story of a lovely apple
Who was bringing up three very lovely fruits
All of them had skin of gold like their mother
The youngest one in peels
It’s the story of Mr. Pineapple
Who was bringing up three fruits of his own
They were four fruits living all together
But they were all alone
Then the one day the apple met the pineapple
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a beverage
That’s the way they became Hawaiian Punch
Hawaiian Punch, Hawaiian Punch
That’s the way they became Hawaiian Punch