Herman the Worm

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I was sittin’ on a fence post

Chewin’ my bubble gum Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! *make chewing sound*

Playin’ with my yo-yo DOO AP DOO AP *play with imaginary yo-yo*

Listenin’ to my Sony doo doo doo doo doo *listen to imaginary headphones*

And along came Herman the worm and he was THIS BIG *hold hands increasingly far apart each time*

I said, “Herman! What’s up wicha man?!”

And he said, “I ate my sister!”

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And he said, “I ate my brother!”

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And he said, “I ate my mom!”

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And he said, “I ate my dad!”

I was sittin’ on my fence post

Chewin’ my bubble gum Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! *make chewing sound*

Playin’ with my yo-yo DOO AP DOO AP *play with imaginary yo-yo*

Listenin’ to my Sony doo doo doo doo doo *listen to imaginary headphones*

And along came Herman the worm and he was THIS BIG *hold hands close together*

And I said, “Herman! What’s up wicha man?”

And he said, “I burped!”