Okamokapoka was her name.
She had 9 hairs on top of her head,
Four were alive and the others were dead.
She had two eyes in the middle of her head
One was green and the other was red
She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
She had two hips like battleships
One stayed home and the other took trips
She had two feet as big as bats
Nobody knows how they got like that.
A ten-ton truck hit Magdalena
The poor ol’ guy had to get a new machine-a.