Magdalena, Hagdalena

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Magdalena, Hagdalena,

Okatakawakataka

Okamokapoka was her name.

*clap, clap*

She had 9 hairs on top of her head,

Four were alive and the others were dead.

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She had two eyes in the middle of her head

One was green and the other was red

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She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth

One pointed north and the other pointed south.

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She had two hips like battleships

One stayed home and the other took trips

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She had two feet as big as bats

Nobody knows how they got like that.

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A ten-ton truck hit Magdalena

The poor ol’ guy had to get a new machine-a.

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